Over the course of ten years, I established a position of authority and prestige

On a subsidiary of a forum often associated with Something Awful

By manipulating words, I turned into a champ of rugby and saxophone

Larger-than-life and larger than my life


So what will I say to the boys from the forum when they meet something smaller than ten years’ worth of lies at a convention in Twin Falls, Idaho?

There will be not a single monitor to wear

Shall I expose the mediocre truth?

Or will I simply not appear?

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