Preppy Dan

Everybody’s getting with their nickels and their dimes

Some are spray painting doodles, some the shittiest rhymes

There’s a fine girl uptown, they all wanna run the bases with her

But when Preppy Dan summered here, he washed his face off from her

He’s so sicktight, he’s so sultry

And Dan will eat your dreams like a box of poultry

Now I like my girls like the Reds did: If they’re rich no worries

But socioeconomic gaps appall the sea of juries

Everybody’s just trying in vain to stay inside the upscale mall

But since Preppy Dan summered here, there are no ladies left to call

He’s so sicktight, he’s so sultry

And Dan will eat your dreams like a box of poultry

Now he’s slept with Susie, taken head from Lucy, and there’s nine dozen more

He’s reserved all the protection at the Center and every drug store

Somebody read the names of upcoming shops in a spam package full of junk

So when Hot Topic sets up on Court Street we’ll convert him to false punk

He’s so sicktight, he’s so sultry

And Dan will eat your dreams like a box of poultry

He’s so sicktight, he’s so sultry

And Dan will eat your dreams like a box of poultry.

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