Oh Happy Goy! (parody of “Oh Happy Boy!” by David Tanny)

CHORUS:

Oh happy goy! Luh luh luh

Oh happy goy! Luh luh luh

Oh happy goy! Luh luh luh

You will not hear him say “oy”

Or “schmuck!” Luh luh luh

Or “meshugganah” Luh luh luh

Or “baruch atah” Luh luh luh

“Adonai eloheinu”

He has got some bacon, some shellfish and a Christmas tree

He has a ten-inch uncircumcised #$%@, so they don’t say he’s cheap

CHORUS

He won’t visit Israel, except as a missionary

He doesn’t get the jokes on Seinfeld, and thinks Hebrew is Chinese

CHORUS

He thinks Jesus was a Christian, and American as Uncle Sam

He has got blue eyes and blond hair, and a holiday ham

CHORUS

There is only one big wish that will make him very happy

Is to pork a shiksa—but he doesn’t call her that, you see

CHORUS

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