Road to Righetti

One day we was cruisin’ to Righetti High

In a burgundy Camaro, it was 19 friends and I

5-0’s on our tail and green smoke on the air

On the joyride to the coppers’ lair

Now I don’t know if you know about Santa Maria

But know it or not, we can all guarantee ya

The crime is so heavy that you gotta be aware

Or you’ll be on the joyride to the coppers’ lair

Our driver Willy swallows the entire bud

And it gets him so harny he starts a pullin’ his pud

16-year old girls from the school they all stare

While we’re on the joyride to the coppers’ lair

That one cop Joey, he pulls out his Wesson

And his buddy’s Smith has got us all fessin’

Why has God forsaken us, is this some kinda dare

On the joyride to the coppers’ lair

Joey and Johnny, cops be hatin’ on we

So we yell 187 as we crash into that tree

Thought it was a chestnut til I saw that moldy pear

On the joyride to the coppers’ lair

Now folks, don’t take this lesson with a grain of salt

If you get caught DUI’in it’s your own damn fault

Buy some tinted windows so those coppers can’t glare

And see the green smoke that’ll take you to their lair.

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