In Pursuit of Trolls

Like Frank Zappa sez, “I want no troll”

But that’s the opposite of what I want, lol

So give me trollgirls

That’s what I want

That’s what I want

That’s what I want

She ain’t too pink, she uses slack

She’s got the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch in the back

Just give me trollgirls

On white or wheat

All I want is trollgirls

With extra feet

She can even be a man

Just as long as she’ll let me take her out to 4chan

Just give me trollgirls

That’s what I want

That’s what I want

That’s what I want

She can troll me until the sun goes down

To the tune of “Rolo Tony Brown Town”

Just give me trollgirls

That’s what I want

That’s what I want

That’s what I want

“Hey honey, do you liek Mudkipz?”

“Squirm, I love Mudkipz, but not as much as I love you”

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