Why I Hate Moon Man

Moon Man is disgustingly misogynist. He tells his girlfriend that he will “take her out to Mickey D’s” and then “fill her up with STDs.” Worse yet, he is a full-fledged bigot, due to his creator, Conway “Farkle” Cletusfuck of Bumblescum, Alabama. I have tried time and time again to make good Moon Man sites which are not racist and enforce good Jewish turned Christian values like love thy neighbor w/o coveting his ox and/or ass, but how come every time I come around my Moon Man Moon Man bridge is a-fallin’ down?


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