The Amazing Ode to a Superhero

Oh, Andrew Garfield was pitiful

At replacing Tobey Maguire

The fact that Emma Stone noticed him

Proves her standards should have been higher

And then one day he went to that science lab

Where he knew intern Gwen would be found

And now Peter ahs at Spidey sense-removed bras

In subways all under town


Oh yawn kaching deja vu

Yawn kaching deja vu dumb dumb

Reboot us a film, you’re the Marvel Corp.

Recycle some plots tonight

‘Cuz we’re all in the mood for some rehash now

And there’s movie critics to spite

Denis Leary’s an overpaid police cap’n

An A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Though God forbid Pete touch his little Gwen

In death he warms up to Spidey

And Stan Lee’s a high school librarian

More clueless than Cher Horowitz

But is he too clueless in real life

To see his best-loved franchise blown to bits


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