The JohnnyLurg Can

Who can take a website

Turn it into hell

Give no damns about real fads and make 9 alts as well

The JohnnyLurg! The JohnnyLurg can!

The JohnnyLurg can ‘cuz he mixes toons with junk

He keeps the downvoters up

 

Who can take a cool cat

Post him every day

Accompany Randolph with a song that’s hella hey

The JohnnyLurg!

The JohnnyLurg can!

The JohnnyLurg can ‘cuz he mixes crap with crap

He makes Lord Lonic seem tame

 

Who can take a vampire

Post him every day

With the Pissed Off Gamer .gif and a 80-second .wav

The JohnnyLurg! The JohnnyLurg can!

The JohnnyLurg can ‘cuz Max won’t get him banned

He drives the users insane
Who can take Pilleater

Share his love of Krabs

Add Plankton, Mudkipz, and whoever you may add

The JohnnyLurg! The JohnnyLurg can!

The JohnnyLurg can ‘cuz he’s got the need to troll

He makes Chris-Chandler look good

 

Who can take a troll list

Add his hated name

Pretend that his infamy is really world fame

The JohnnyLurg! The JohnnyLurg can!

The JohnnyLurg can ‘cuz he’s been sponsored a few times

He makes the admins lose sleep.

 

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