American Haikus (Only Not)

Gomer at the Bat

We want a batter

So please don’t supply us with

Broken ladders. Thanks.


Jed the Mumbler

Primal screamers may

Emit ballparks of pathos

But we mumblers think.


The Bad News Band: The Haikuization
Parker played the drums

Kirk worked wonders on geetar

Watterson played bass.


Tentacle Fating Calls

Keep those tentacles

Green not purple and the Earth

Will repay you soon.


Leeroy Jenkins + Chicken = ?

The world cannot

Coexist with World of

Warcraft and/or you.



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