Archive for December, 2012

90s Cartoons (parody of “80s TV” by David Tanny)

December 26, 2012

90s cartoons

90s cartoons

90s cartoons

We’ve got 90s cartoons

90s cartoons could never scar ya

We all watched every single Daria

90s cartoons were such a thrill

We all watched King of the Hill

We were sometimes spoiled brats

Like Angelica from Rugrats

90s cartoons were brave, not wimpy

Bravest of all? Ren and Stimpy

We will never have a wife

But we watched Rocko’s Modern Life

90s cartoons were so darn bonkers

We went nuts for AAAAAA Real Monsters

To 90s cartoons we were receivers

They gave us all some Angry Beavers

90s cartoons were the hosts with the most

For example, watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast

90s cartoons made us feel darn old

Those kids today don’t watch Hey Arnold

90s cartoons were comedy and drama

Some were both like Futurama

90s cartoons were animated pearls

We wore on our necks the Powerpuff Girls

90s cartoons were extra fab

Fabulous like Dexter’s Lab

You could neither nix the symptoms

Nor the causes of The Simpsons

90s cartoons helped us out of the dark

We all lit up come South Park

90s cartoons will never die

They’ll never kill Family Guy.


Talkin’ Star Wars (parody of “Talkin’ Baseball” by Terry Cashman)

December 5, 2012

Well, Luke and Han had done it

The Jedi Knights had won it

With R2-D2 beeping all the while

Chewbacca’s Wookiee groaning made us smile

And Leia’s gold bikini was the latest style

We’re talkin’ Star Wars, from Mos Espa to Mos Eisley

We’re talkin’ Star Wars, please use the Force quite wisely

Darth Vader really got into a rut

Boba Fett failed to kick some butt

We’re talkin’ Yoda, Lando, and the Hutt.

The Hogwarts Anthem (to the tune of “Fish Heads” by Barnes & Barnes)

December 1, 2012

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, teach ‘em magic!

In the morning, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

In the evening, Voldy Voldy Mort

Ask a Hogwarts Avada Kedavra

He can’t hear you, he’ll be dead

I took a Hogwarts out to see a movie

Had to wait six months to see the end

They all play Quidditch

They all wear jumpers

They are enchanters

They miss their mums!

Hoggy Warty Hogwarts are never seen drinking firewhisky in Azkaban prison with Dementor-kissed Muggles… yeah!