The Hogwarts Anthem (to the tune of “Fish Heads” by Barnes & Barnes)

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, teach ‘em magic!

In the morning, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

In the evening, Voldy Voldy Mort

Ask a Hogwarts Avada Kedavra

He can’t hear you, he’ll be dead

I took a Hogwarts out to see a movie

Had to wait six months to see the end

They all play Quidditch

They all wear jumpers

They are enchanters

They miss their mums!

Hoggy Warty Hogwarts are never seen drinking firewhisky in Azkaban prison with Dementor-kissed Muggles… yeah!


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