Walk the Dinosaur/Harry Potter*

It was a night like this in a hut upon a rock
A giant man and I had a most surprising talk
My uncle, he was mad, he’d lied about my dad
I never got to learn about the skills I had

Got mail from Dumbledore
Got mail from Dumbledore
Open the door, Alohamor’
I got owl post from Dumbledore
Open the door, Alohamor’
I got owl post from Dumbledore

I met Ron and then we met Hermione
We didn’t get along until some jerk trolled she
The day we learned what friendship was our magic powers grew
It wasn’t long until we caught a glimpse of You-Know-Who

We fought with Voldemort
We fought with Voldemort
Third floor corridor, the turban tore
Qu-Qu-Quirrell is Voldemort
Third floor corridor, the turban tore
Qu-Qu-Quirrell is Voldemort

Harry flew up in a F-F-Firebolt
Freed a couple of house elves and disapparated
But where was his wand?

Six long years rolled by and we stayed the best of friends
Destroyed some horcruxes while many wizards met their ends
You’ve heard it all before, how Snape killed Dumbledore
And how we sacrifice goats like Aberforth

We are the Gryffindors
We are the Gryffindors
Let’s find the sword, of Gryffindor
Everybody kill that Voldemort
Let’s find the sword, of Gryffindor
Everybody kill that Voldemort
Let’s find the sword, of Gryffindor
Everybody kill that Voldemort

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